August12014

party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

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(Source: basedgosh, via waltzingbears)

2PM
sixpenceee:

vampirestakecareofourown:

sixpenceee:

I just witnessed this short film called ZERO
About a little guy who is ridiculed by society for an aspect he can’t control (SOUND FAMILIAR?) 
Never the less, he’s optimistic and helps those in need. 
The ending is absolutely adorable. What do you get when you add two zero’s together?
Just watch it

NO I SAW THIS MOVIE IN MY CREATIVE WRITING CLASS LAST YEAR
THIS MADE ME CRY
I WAS LEGITIMATELY CRYING OVER A TWINE DOLL

THAT MAKES TWO OF US

sixpenceee:

vampirestakecareofourown:

sixpenceee:

I just witnessed this short film called ZERO

About a little guy who is ridiculed by society for an aspect he can’t control (SOUND FAMILIAR?) 

Never the less, he’s optimistic and helps those in need. 

The ending is absolutely adorable. What do you get when you add two zero’s together?

Just watch it

NO I SAW THIS MOVIE IN MY CREATIVE WRITING CLASS LAST YEAR

THIS MADE ME CRY

I WAS LEGITIMATELY CRYING OVER A TWINE DOLL

THAT MAKES TWO OF US

(via one-lastmiracle)

1PM

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via rainbowflavoredlegos)

1PM

nonbinarydragon:

genitalgabbers:

again-for-the-first-time:

feelingravityspull:

the-fletcher-memorial-home:

Fe Maiden

Pb Zeppelin

Freddie Hg 

i really wanted to add to this but all the good jokes Ar

This post is pure Au

(via bastille)

12PM
ilovecharts:

The World Cup
via Kurt White

ilovecharts:

The World Cup

via Kurt White

(Source: ohdios.net, via natashaxromanovas)

12PM
lightningblitz6:

daysofxavierspast:

zeelaonmars:

scalestails:

are u fucking kidding me

octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

"NOPE".

" MY BOWL"

lightningblitz6:

daysofxavierspast:

zeelaonmars:

scalestails:

are u fucking kidding me

octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

"NOPE".

" MY BOWL"

(Source: 4gifs, via rainbowflavoredlegos)

12PM

marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

(Source: littlechinesedoll, via thetomboywithheadphones)

12PM
yeahgagas:


Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.
In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

yeahgagas:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.

In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

(Source: darkt0wn, via acrossthecontinents)

12PM

GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

furbearingbrick:

ereriislife15:

I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.

If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.

If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

(Source: the-martyr-from-gloria, via 221b-bitch-please-street)

12PM

obsessedwhat:

accio-superwhomerlockid:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

image

press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

ITS BACK

The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged

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(via the-wishful-ginger)

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