September192014
shitshilarious:

this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime

shitshilarious:

this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime

(Source: artjcf, via maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug)

4PM

kemikalkat:

davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:

my mom got a bunch of nerds from school because she’s a teacher and she’s letting me eat them

kelsey this could have been worded better

(via maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug)

4PM

lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

(via maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug)

September182014
insertroublehere:

socialjusticeprincesses:

crowsephone:

raggedymanwinchester:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

Anybody in the food-services industry who does this to their customers is a cunt who deserves to lose their jobs. Not only is it just down right wrong, but it could be dangerous to somebody who has particular dietary requirements.
Having had the unfortunate experience of living with somebody who works at Starbucks, I have no doubt that this shit happens.

i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

I get the dirtiest looks when I order anything with soy there. I’m Lactose Intolerant, and this bitch decided to give me whole milk in my macchiato. I took one taste and handed it back to her. She looked at me like I was crazy and said “What? Something wrong?” I looked her dead in the eye and said “Well yes actually, I ordered and was charged for soy milk. This has whole milk, I want you to re make it and get me a manager so I can discuss how your company thinks it’s funny to hand out purposefully wrong drinks when the person they’re handing them to gets sick when those requirements aren’t met.” She stood there for a second looking at me confused and I sighed and said “I’m lactose intolerant bitch, fix my fucking drink before I get you fired on health code violation.”

Do people not realize that most of the world’s population has some sort of lactose intolerance?

As someone struggling to find a job, it annoys me when people refuse to do theirs properly for no good reason. I hope they get fired and someone more deserving replaces them.
~ Mulan

As a barista, I do not understand how someone else could possibly choose  to not give someone soy milk. 1) They fucking paid for that and 2) they could actually be allergic and what kind of asshole would actually be okay with giving someone something that they’re allergic to or that would make them vomit? Like seriously… some people. I’m so sorry that any of you have faced people like that. 

insertroublehere:

socialjusticeprincesses:

crowsephone:

raggedymanwinchester:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

Anybody in the food-services industry who does this to their customers is a cunt who deserves to lose their jobs. Not only is it just down right wrong, but it could be dangerous to somebody who has particular dietary requirements.

Having had the unfortunate experience of living with somebody who works at Starbucks, I have no doubt that this shit happens.

i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

I get the dirtiest looks when I order anything with soy there. I’m Lactose Intolerant, and this bitch decided to give me whole milk in my macchiato. I took one taste and handed it back to her. She looked at me like I was crazy and said “What? Something wrong?” I looked her dead in the eye and said “Well yes actually, I ordered and was charged for soy milk. This has whole milk, I want you to re make it and get me a manager so I can discuss how your company thinks it’s funny to hand out purposefully wrong drinks when the person they’re handing them to gets sick when those requirements aren’t met.” She stood there for a second looking at me confused and I sighed and said “I’m lactose intolerant bitch, fix my fucking drink before I get you fired on health code violation.”

Do people not realize that most of the world’s population has some sort of lactose intolerance?

As someone struggling to find a job, it annoys me when people refuse to do theirs properly for no good reason. I hope they get fired and someone more deserving replaces them.

~ Mulan

As a barista, I do not understand how someone else could possibly choose  to not give someone soy milk. 1) They fucking paid for that and 2) they could actually be allergic and what kind of asshole would actually be okay with giving someone something that they’re allergic to or that would make them vomit? Like seriously… some people. I’m so sorry that any of you have faced people like that. 

(via violenttomato)

6PM
edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

(via alltimetardisinourstars)

6PM
6PM
harlequinhatter:

waltdisneyconfessions:

"I used to love Mulan when I was younger. Now that I’m older all I can think about is how the only reason she was able to accomplish anything was because she dressed as a man. I don’t really think that makes her a good role model, when there are so many women in history who accomplished equally as impressive things, just as women"

EXCUSE YOU
Yes, Mulan dressed as a man, BUT SHE WAS STILL A WOMAN. Dressing as a man was the only way to do what she needed to do, becauese of the social pressures of her time. She RISKED HER LIFE to step out of her gender roles and save her father. And the audience was reminded of her womanhood constantly. And lets not forget this scene.

Even though she was dressed as a man for most of the film, remember that she bested Shan Yu, saved China, and earned a seat with the Emporer AS A WOMAN. That scene was everything. It showed that what really made her increadible wasn’t her clothes, but her abilities. She is an AMAZING role model. She teaches young girls (and even boys) that they can accomplish anything, despite their insecuries. She teaches us that it’s okay to over step your gender roles, but it’s also okay to embrace them to an extent. She teaches us to never give up, and to keep fighting for what you beleive in, even when those who you trusted most turn on you. Mulan is fucking amazing.

harlequinhatter:

waltdisneyconfessions:

"I used to love Mulan when I was younger. Now that I’m older all I can think about is how the only reason she was able to accomplish anything was because she dressed as a man. I don’t really think that makes her a good role model, when there are so many women in history who accomplished equally as impressive things, just as women"

EXCUSE YOU

Yes, Mulan dressed as a man, BUT SHE WAS STILL A WOMAN. Dressing as a man was the only way to do what she needed to do, becauese of the social pressures of her time. She RISKED HER LIFE to step out of her gender roles and save her father. And the audience was reminded of her womanhood constantly. And lets not forget this scene.

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Even though she was dressed as a man for most of the film, remember that she bested Shan Yu, saved China, and earned a seat with the Emporer AS A WOMAN. That scene was everything. It showed that what really made her increadible wasn’t her clothes, but her abilities. She is an AMAZING role model. She teaches young girls (and even boys) that they can accomplish anything, despite their insecuries. She teaches us that it’s okay to over step your gender roles, but it’s also okay to embrace them to an extent. She teaches us to never give up, and to keep fighting for what you beleive in, even when those who you trusted most turn on you. Mulan is fucking amazing.

(via revolution-freewill)

6PM

(Source: memewhore, via bastille)

6PM

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

(via 420mememaster420)

6PM

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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(via 420mememaster420)

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